Aries: The Entire World is on Fire
Taurus: The Memoirs of a Sexually-Frustrated, Self-Vilifying Teen
Gemini: I will fucking KILL anyone who reads this
Cancer: Literally Why am I Like This ???
Leo: *is too cool to keep a diary*
Virgo: My Secrets and other Equally Frightening Things
Libra: Tbh I don’t even know if these are real memories or things I’ve seen while high
Scorpio: DO. NOT. READ.
Sagittarius: A Queen’s Diary
Capricorn: *names it something else to mislead people so they don’t read it*
Aquarius: A Discourse on Existential Despair
Pisces: Nightmares and Daydreams